A Burning Cross to Bear

A cross to Bear

To My Fellow Heathens,

My Dearest Little Donnie,

Allow me to draw you a picture of the position you are in. Big signs. Loud angry voices. LARGE crowds! A plague of people outside your gates! Blacks. Browns. Whites. Caucasians, Mexicans, Natives, Asians, Africans all standing as one to rally against you. This is big, HUGE! This is not good. This is very bad! It seems there’s no wall for you to hide behind, no sheet for you to hide under, my old friend.

The time has come for you to remove the white hood from your eyes and see the situation plainly for how it is. They are looking for someone to pin all their grievances on and the only ass to be found in that house is you! You have built a wall, not the one you’ve spent four years not building, a metaphorical one alienating you and the people you supposedly rule over. Still, you hide in your precious tower unscrupulously casting blame on others for the social and economical crisis before you, all the while you megalomaniacally claim credit for the solutions of others. How ironic then, that you proclaim to have created more jobs post the economic shutdown, yet you’re the one in danger of losing yours. A loss you appear to be hell-bent on damning me for.

To be abundantly clear, I am not contractually obligated to assist you further as, per our contract, you signed away your soul for one term in office. Nowhere in the contract did it state a second. For you to voice otherwise to my minions is what you like to call, FAKE NEWS! Need I inform you, that your desire to “Make America Great Again” is your burning cross to bear, not mine. If you’re looking for a handout, look elsewhere, as I already gave you my last freebie when I helped you keep in office after that embarrassing black-stain on your record. As per helping you to win back votes by touching the heart of the people, may I remind you “touching” people is your department?

Indeed, you have been incredibly helpful in damning souls and seeding malice and hate into the hearts of the American people by instigating a spur of racial tensions, ripping children from the arms of their parents, and, my personal favorite, plunging the economy into the lowest it has been since the great depression all the while deepening the chasm of an already large social class divide. I admit even now we in hell can feel the tension from down here. Almost as if the state of the country is on the verge of imploding. But notwithstanding, despite the deplorable acts of villainy your flagrant disregard for secrecy in conducting the devil’s work is not great, Donnie, it’s not good. 

The only thing I am willing to offer you is some FREE advice.

Next time, instead of descending into your lair or as we all know it to be the Protesters Evading Office Cave to hide from the angry mob, might I suggest slipping out the back of the house after dawning on that old familial white sheet and joining up with the Good ol’ Boys and Mr. Akai?

You’ve had a good run, Donnie. At least when all is said in done you will still have your invisible empire to run. Might be invisible but, hey, at least it’s an empire.  

-∈ Staan

hailstaankingofthedamned@gmail.com

 

A Burning Cross to Bear

To My Dearest Little Donnie,
Allow me to draw you a picture of the position you are in. Big signs. Loud angry voices. LARGE crowds! A plague of people outside your gates! Blacks. Browns. Whites. Caucasians, Mexicans, Natives, Asians, Africans all standing as one to rally against you. This is big, HUGE! This is not good. This is very bad! It seems there’s no wall for you to hide behind, no sheet for you to hide under, my old friend.
The time has come for you to remove the white hood from your eyes and see the situation plainly for how it is. They are looking for someone to pin all their grievances on and the only ass to be found in that house is you! You have built a wall, not the one you’ve spent four years not building, a metaphorical one alienating you and the people you supposedly rule over. Still, you hide in your precious tower unscrupulously casting blame on others for the social and economical crisis before you, all the while you megalomaniacally claim credit for the solutions of others. How ironic then, that you proclaim to have created more jobs post the economic shutdown, yet you’re the one in danger of losing yours. A loss you appear to be hell-bent on damning me for.
To be abundantly clear, I am not contractually obligated to assist you further as, per our contract, you signed away your soul for one term in office. Nowhere in the contract did it state a second. For you to voice otherwise to my minions is what you like to call, FAKE NEWS! Need I inform you, that your desire to “Make America Great Again” is your burning cross to bear, not mine. If you’re looking for a handout, look elsewhere, as I already gave you my last freebie when I helped you keep in office after that embarrassing black-stain on your record. As per helping you to win back votes by touching the heart of the people, may I remind you “touching” people is your department?
Indeed, you have been incredibly helpful in damning souls and seeding malice and hate into the hearts of the American people by instigating a spur of racial tensions, ripping children from the arms of their parents, and, my personal favorite, plunging the economy into the lowest it has been since the great depression all the while deepening the chasm of an already large social class divide. I admit even now we in hell can feel the tension from down here. Almost as if the state of the country is on the verge of imploding. But notwithstanding, despite the deplorable acts of villainy your flagrant disregard for secrecy in conducting the devil’s work is not great, Donnie, it’s not good.
The only thing I am willing to offer you is some FREE advice.
Next time, instead of descending into your lair or as we all know it to be the Protesters Evading Office Cave to hide from the angry mob, might I suggest slipping out the back of the house after dawning on that old familial white sheet and joining up with the Good ol’ Boys and Mr. Akai?
You’ve had a good run, Donnie. At least when all is said in done you will still have your invisible empire to run. Might be invisible but, hey, at least it’s an empire.

-∈ Staan

hailstaankingofthedamned@gmail.com

 

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