To My Fellow Heathens,
Do you find yourself trapped in rather peculiar situations connected to the occult?
If so, you have come to the right place. My name is Staan, I am an expert of sorts. A leading figure of all things dark and horrifying, you could even say I wrote the book on it. I can help you out of your… delicate situations. You are probably wondering why I would help you? Well, I myself am internally damned and I make it my life mission to help black sheep, such as yourselves, to find their way. Feel free to shoot me an email, I will be waiting.